Every now and then we fall into a phase where we just do not want to work. It’s normal to get frustrated and want a break from the official life. However, aren’t weekends off for that very reason? It is rare for a workplace to not have a 2 day weekly rest period. It’s a matter of legality in some areas around the globe. Yet, at times, we fall into the phase of laziness and whatnot – only to get over it in time eventually.
But…what about the people who are literally sloths all over the year? Not just for a day or a week or a month but all the freaking time? Those work-sloths seem to be making the payroll just as much as you so why would you have to work this hard?
Here are the five reasons you should definitely not be or fall into the habit of being a constant work-sloth;
- Down the drain
Every place has deadlines. School, college and even work. The time when you used to procrastinate all semester and still get passed at the end by working for a night is over. You need to kill that habit. The assignments were easier to deal with back then because you could totally depend on a good internet and phone company that offered bundle deals like spectrum bundles. You could always ask the spectrum support for help and get things done faster just as you could call friends and get the work done through the night.
Not here thou, buddy, when you enter a professional life – you enter alone and you are the only person who would actually help you wade through the piles of workloads. It’s a total every man for himself policy. So instead of getting late on deadlines and expecting the bosses to be like your teachers who gave your grace marks or let you slip through as per your convenience – get the frick up and work that arse of yours!
- Hitchcock & Scully
If have seen Brooklyn nine nine then you know the people in reference already – if you haven’t then you should because it’s funny and hilarious. It’d keep you from falling into the dark abyss of depression to an extent at least.
Anyways, so the two characters are somewhat of an excellent example of work sloths – they don’t work much and even when they do they do it all wrong because they just have no idea how to get things done. To make a long story short – work sloths have no personalities or even good acquaintances at work. They are like a burden everyone is aware of but no one bothers talking about. They are shown to be comic static roles but in reality such people aren’t of any value.
- No one gives a damn
If you take your job serious and are good at it too (which you can become in time as practice makes one perfect) – people would actually be interested in helping you when you need them to. Like Jake Peralta from the same series; people would actually listen to you and let you take a lead when you try to.
On the other hand, if you are a work sloth no one would pay heed to your words as for them whatever that comes out your mouth is utter non-sense. Moreover, when you’re near a deadline no one would come to help you out because everyone is probably already pissed at the fact that you make it to the payroll every month without even working as much.
- Scape goat
You will in time become the scape goat of the whole team. Everyone would start putting the blame on you in front of the authorities as whenever someone would ask you a work-related question – you would have no idea what they are talking of 69.85% of the time.
In event of a company downsizing, you are sure to be kicked out. Especially since everyone would make sure you’re the one to leave. Plus, you can never have a promotion or appraisal because your performance charts would show no performance at all in comparison to your peers.
You will have zero work credibility – no one would even bother letting you present a plan or put you in a position where you could give anyone an advice. You’d be like the sides on a menu – ignored and unwanted.
You would not be seen as someone with integrity or even worth an effort by those around, above or even below you in the organizational hierarchy.